My Birthday Gift Wishlist

19 is going alright so far. I don’t expect anything from anyone, but if you want to get me a gift here are things I like, in no particular order:

High Priority:

  • To wake up as me, instead of hu.
  • My friends to stick around for 2 more years.
  • A Honda Accord in decent condition, with security features to prevent theft, or modern hybrid.

Firearms:

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MP5SD
  • An AR-15 Rifle with olive drab furniture and some kind of CQB optics.
  • PSA Lower Pictogram – 1560 AR-15 Lower. Since my first AR-15 lower is built, a more affordable alternative to this would be upper receiver parts, as I have not built any of the upper yet. High end bcg and barrel are requirements.
  • A pair of new ornate 1911 pistols, preferably not only scralling leafy flowers, with a variety of available holsters (location?/style?). Should include a fancy case. These would become an heirloom to be passed on across generations. Could be the same color, as long as some other detail is visibly different while holding them.
  • an FN P90 or MP5SD.
  • A pair of functional but decorative classical dueling pistols. Should include a fancy velvet-lined case.
  • High quality leather shoulder holster for my Full-Size Beretta PX4 Storm.

Music:

Computer:

  • A new dedicated gaming PC (parts list here).
  • A 25th anniversary “retro” Thinkpad.

Guitar Pedal:

  • Looper
  • Delay
  • Filter
  • Reverb
  • Wah
  • Distortion Got

Miscellaneous:

P.S. To any government creeps who may be reading this, I wish to continue enjoying all of the amendments to the United States Constitution, especially the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 11th, 13th, and 14th. Happy birthday to me!

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No more Discus

I’ve been forced to remove Discus comments from tailpuff.net. They have taken the same approach to the GDPR that Facebook has taken, and while I think the GDPR sucks, I think this kind of corporate sleaze sucks worse. I won’t support people who treat the public as if we’re too stupid to see their crimes for what they are.

So from now on, or until I find a superior alternative, comments on tailpuff.net will require you to register for an account. I thought about offering guest commenting but unfortunately the maturity level of the human public has not reached a point where that can work.

Alternatives?

If you know of a similar service that respects it’s users privacy, please let me know. I do like the Single-Sign-On aspect of Discus but no feature is worth sacrificing privacy or the privacy of my visitors.

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Upwork is a fraud. Here is proof

I received this E-mail from Upwork recently, suspiciously soon after I switched back to their “Free” tier:


Hi Simba,

We noticed you haven’t been working through Upwork lately.

To improve client’s search results and show them more freelancers who are available, we’ve changed your profile to “private” until you’re ready to start taking on new projects.

Here are three ways to switch your profile back to “public”:

  • Resume earning through Upwork. Apply to projects and start getting paid.
  • Sign up for a Freelancer Plus membership. Keep your profile public when you aren’t regularly earning.
  • Contact customer service. Keep your profile public by earning on Upwork within 30 days.

Currently, your profile won’t be discoverable to clients unless you submit a proposal for their job.


I haven’t been less active in recent days, the only difference is I stopped paying them. And this E-mail arrived at the precise moment when my $10 payment would have been billed.

Previously Upwork refused to accept legal government issued ID as proof of identification, despite federal laws requiring them to. They believe themselves above our nation’s laws.

Upwork is a scam. Don’t give them 20% of your pay.

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Gutenberg Test

I am writing this post to test the new Gutenberg editor. This is my first hands-on experiment with this “new editing experience“. Starting with the basics, here is a left-justified block of text.

Here is a second paragraph, this time right-justified. I am running out of meaningless things to say, and so I am going to resort to Lorem Ipsum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Here we will insert a header block.

Hakuna Matata…

This paragraph is center-justified. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

Now it’s time to experiment with other block types. How about a list

  • Item one
  • Item two
  • Item three

Gallery Test:

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

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Tracking Cookies, Analytics, and the GDPR. Or “How I learned to stop worrying and FUCK the European Union”

General Data Protection Regulation

Wikipedia: The General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) (EU) 2016/679 is a regulation in EU law on data protection and privacy for all individuals within the European Union. It also addresses the export of personal data outside the EU. The GDPR aims primarily to give control to citizens and residents over their personal data and to simplify the regulatory environment for international business by unifying the regulation within the EU.

The General Data Protection Regulation, often referred to as the GDPR for short, is a European Union law taking effect in 2018. This law was crafted to address the problem of corporations exploiting the data they gather from consumers using their internet products, which has gotten completely out of hand.

Enter: The Problems

GDPR was rushed. This is most blatantly evident in the huge number of obvious per-use-cases where it simply does not apply. There’s a whole lot of exemptions made to allow for conflicts with other laws. They wanted to punish Facebook, and they did not take the time required to craft a thoughtful solution that will survive long term. I will try to address some of the more damaging issues introduced by this regulation.

WHOIS: A necessary public tool for the Internet to function

The first casualty in this story is the WHOIS service. When you register a domain name you are leasing a public resource from a limited pool of similar resources. For this reason it is absolutely necessary to ensure that every domain name registered is a real person, who is using their domain for real legitimate purposes. In cases where they are not, the domain is released back into the public pool so that someone more deserving can utilize it.

WHOIS not only provides a means of contacting the owner or maintainer for a particular domain, it also provides an important tool for diagnosing security problems such as being attacked from specific networks. It is necessary to use WHOIS to contact the appropriate administrator handling security on those networks.

Because of the terrible way in which GDPR has been executed, there has been a rushed effort to “fix” WHOIS to be compliant with GDPR. But WHOIS doesn’t need fixing, it works exactly the way it’s supposed to already. The problem is ignorance among the users, period.

Analytics, a god given right.

Another huge problem area is website analytics. GDPR places restrictions on the kinds of data that can be gathered using tracking and reporting software. But this is insanity, you can’t restrict what methods I use to monitor and police the activity of those accessing MY networks. I am 100% within my rights to scan and record 100% of your requests against my server, all of your page-viewing habits, and anything else I can think of. It’s my toy, and you’re touching it. You damn well better believe I’m recording your fingerprints and there is nothing anyone can do about that. When you are visiting my website you are not entitled to privacy. (I do respect your privacy, you just aren’t entitled to it). One nation cannot change this with some bullshit law, it’s a fundamental concept of property ownership, it’s older than the EU and more important.

The EU is Disintegrating. Why do their laws matter?

This is a contentious item to be sure but no less important. With the removal of Greece and then the United Kingdom, it is reasonable to assume that the European Union is already dead. It is too soon to assume that they will recover from the loss of two significant member nations. We don’t have a lot of historical precedent, but typically when a “union” starts losing members it is no longer a union. Why should the global marketplace conform to the laws of a failed nation? What gives the EU more authority on this subject than say, a collection of Third World nations? Nothing. It’s favoritism from “Western” nations. That’d be fine, if the EU weren’t crumbling, but all of the indications are that it is. Maybe we shouldn’t be betting on the losers.

So what’s the right answer?

FUCK man, how the hell should I know? The internet was not invented with privacy in mind. Encryption was an after-thought. Here’s a suggestion, why don’t we spend the next 5 to 10 years brainstorming and crafting an INTELLIGENT and BUG-FREE privacy protection treaty? The Internet is a global environment, and laws which regulate behavior on the Internet should only be those which all of us living on this planet can agree upon. This is really common sense that any properly educated adult could only conclude.

Why are you down on privacy rights?

I’m not. You probably realize if you’ve spent time on my blog I’m a die-hard privacy advocate. I also hate poorly crafted regulations, which is what the GDPR is. I wish they would have spent more time on it. I wish they would have consulted with more qualified experts. Maybe if they’d crafted the law on github and allowed the public to submit issues, the result would have been better. Heck all laws should be written this way.

Some Tips

There is a classic saying well known amongst grey-bearded hackers: “If you don’t want it known, don’t use the phone”. You should firstly assume that whatever you’re doing on the Internet, someone is watching it. If you want to protect your data you should encrypt it, and secure your computer against unauthorized spying. Visit ssd.eff.org for a lot of excellent tutorials on how to achieve this.

This Post is a Work In Progress

The consequences and fallout of the GDPR are still unfolding. I will be updating this post as I find more things to complain about which would surely have been caught if they’d spent a bit more time on the bill.

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How to socialize on the internet

Preface

It occurs to me many internet users maybe don’t have a Free and Open Source guide to the socializing options available to everyone. We all know about large social media corporations but perhaps you’re tired of the limitations they place on your content, or the invasions into your property rights or privacy. So this guide will be a signpost to a few great (and free!) choices.

The Blog – WordPress

WordPress is currently the best choice for blogging. It’s a great choice for a lot of other purposes too, which makes it a solid leader for “best website software”. Your family photo album, your small business, your personal opinions, and many other capabilities. I suggest starting with free themes, and low cost private hosting that offers you E-mail with your website’s domain name.

How will my friends follow me?

All the best blogging softwares, including WordPress, include support for publishing content “feeds”, including rss, rss2, atom, and so on. This is usually built in and enabled by default, allowing anyone to use various free RSS feed reader applications to follow their friends’ updates.

Link to WordPress: https://wordpress.org/.
Link to RSS Readers: Wikipedia.
Link to Hosting: Pride Tech Design.

The BBS – phpBB

A somewhat underappreciated feature of social computer networks is the bulletin boards, these days called forums. It’s a slow and thoughtful way to communicate and an excellent method to meet new friends with similar interests. I recommend the phpBB software, it’s extremely mature. It’s not as easy to install or administer as WordPress but there is documentation and with a little effort anyone can do it.

Link to phpBB: https://www.phpbb.com/.

The MicroBlog – Mastodon

Twitter is a corporate giant and your satisfaction as a user is second place to their return on investment. An excellent choice of alternatives is Mastodon, which is a diversified and federated network of private and community “instances”. You can join one or many, you can create your own, and everyone can participate together.

Link to Mastodon: https://joinmastodon.org/.

The Chat – Matrix

You’ve got a lot of options for chat softwares.. that is any app aimed at instant response conversations with support for group conversations. I recommend Matrix.org, for a number of reasons. It’s free, it’s open source, it’s distributed, it’s disowned from any corporate masters, and it’s ambitious. You’ll need to be patient with it, it is brand new software and they are trying to do a lot of very modern and exciting features. It’s a great opportunity for new programmers to cut their teeth on something exciting too.

Link to Matrix.org: https://matrix.org/.
Link to Riot.im (Leading client): https://riot.im/.

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Education

Education is the key to success

At this stage of a civilization’s development, education is the single most important investment. Children need a crash course in the world they’re born into. When all we had to do was gather berries and build shelters from the storm this was something a village could handle, but not anymore. There are too many subjects, too many students, and too few resources, personnel and otherwise.

Children Can Math

Presently the nation’s education budget is about $100 billion dollars. Our entire national budget is around $3 trillion dollars. That means education is getting only 1/30th of the budget. Kids are not born stupid, they’re taught basic math and they can figure out how much their future matters to you. It doesn’t.

Imagine if Education received 1/4 of the budget

If Education received 1/4 of the national budget that would be around $750 billion dollars. We could build enough schools so that no community would have classes bigger than 15 students. We could provide a computer to every student in every class in every school in America. They’d be built into their desks to prevent wear and tear and accidental damage. All data would be stored on the network so students wouldn’t rely on a single machine.

Every student would have a personal folder on the school network, with public and private repositories. This is something we already do in top colleges, why not grade schools? Start them earlier. There could be a secured folder where students would have read-only access to their lesson material, textbooks, assignments and so on.

It’s easier than you think.

The politicians want you to believe that kind of budget adjustment is impossible, but it’s not. The reason America spends $3 trillion dollars on so many things is because Americans are stupid, thanks to a public school system which hasn’t seen a real overhaul since the 1950s. Stupid people cost money to maintain. Smart people would innovate new tools and processes which would improve our society and drive down the costs of maintenance. The only thing that creates smart people is education.

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Gun Control is a Non-Starter

Preface

There’s been another Media Outrage Shooting, and so “Gun Control” has once again entered the public lexicon. I wrote about this already in my article The Root Causes of Violence, but I am going to take a different approach today and address “Gun Control” specifically.

Gun Control is the Wrong Direction

If people want to reduce violence, and I’m not convinced that they do, then Gun Control is not the way to do it. If you were all serious about reducing violence, you’d have realized that by now and would invest time in different questions. Here is a list of reasons in no particular order why Gun Control is a waste of time.

Guns are Cool

Guns are cool. Look at the sale of toy guns. Look at hollywood. Look at the popularity of video games like Call of Duty or Counter-Strike. People dig guns. They look neat, they empower the weak to defeat their enemies from great distances, they equalize people in conflict, they make exciting noises, and they are a technological evolution of ‘weaponry’ which has taken thousands of years.

The Right to Bear Arms is Good

America is a really special place. If you reduce “Freedom” into units you can measure, you will discover that Being Free is an uphill struggle and America has achieved more “Freedoms” than any other civilization. One of the most amazing and remarkable of which is the official recognition of a citizen’s right not only to keep arms but to carry them in public, both for the protection of self, family, property and state but also Just Because They Want To. This constitutional right makes a statement that “We Trust Our Selves”. It says that the power of authority in America is truly with the population, not the officials holding public office. Reaching this point of Liberty was no small feat, and those of us who understand this will never give it up.

Gun Control is a tool of Tyrants

Rules exist to promote strong civilizations, but a strong civilization also requires happy citizens. When you create rules you reduce freedom and that makes enlightened men “Less Happy”. The right to carry arms is not something that was invented in the 20th century. It is a freedom which has existed since the earliest man stood upright, and it has only been challenged over time by certain types of people. Specifically tyrannical governments. The British Empire, during colonial times, attempted to confiscate the weapons of American colonists. Nazi Germany confiscated the weapons of Polish citizens prior to invading. The American South, during slavery, enacted laws to prevent African Americans from owning weapons. If you look at history, every single incident of “Gun Control” was created and enacted by Tyrannical governments.

Presumption of Innocence is American

In America we citizens enjoy something called the Presumption of Innocence. This means that we are considered Innocent until proven Guilty of a crime. When someone else commits a crime and your reaction is to take away my firearms or those of my neighbors, you are throwing Presumption of Innocence in the trash. Taking away our guns is no trivial thing. The right to keep and bear firearms is carved into the Bill of Rights, it is such an important constitutional rule that it was only preceeded by _Speech_. It’s a significant part of American cultural history. You cannot strip three-hundred-million people of all that because a half-dozen people go crazy every year.

Gun Control Doesn’t Work

The science is in, on this. Gun Control does not work. Every single “mass shooting” incident occurs in a place where the shooter is safe from opposition. Most often this is because the location has a “ban” on firearms. Laws do not stop criminals. If laws could stop crime then there would be no crimes because all crimes are already illegal. There are a huge number of “Gun Control” type laws in existence already, such as the machine gun ban, a ban on strawman purchases, and so on. They do not stop crime. The only thing they do is reduce everyone’s freedoms.

“Gun Control Works in Other Nations!”. No, it doesn’t. There are other causes at play. There have been many studies conducted, and the numbers do not support Gun Control as a cure for violence. Violence is a complicated subject and cannot be boiled down to “Do people have access to weapons”. That simply has nothing to do with it. Humans have been violent forever while guns have only existed for a few hundred years. Guns can make violence easier, they do not make violence happen.

You Can’t Have My Gun

a pistol Here is a photo of my sidearm. This point was an after-thought but it’s an important part of the discussion. No matter how many stories you bring to the table about other people committing crimes they will never be compelling enough to convince me to give up my firearms to you. I’m not those people, and my sidearm makes me feel safer in a violent and crazy world, in a way that none of you have ever been able to do. Mass shootings are not going to convince me to give up my weapon, they’re going to convince me to keep it at arms reach. I live in a relatively peaceful town and yet I have been assaulted on multiple occasions in the past 3 years alone by people who are completely out of control, and shouting absolutely insane threats of violence. I can only imagine how bad it must be in the worst neighborhoods in our nation. I will never give up my right to protect myself from the craziest among you, for anyone, for any reason, ever. I don’t have a bodyguard. I’m on my own, and if someone attacks me nobody is going to save me but myself. Having a firearm is an absolute necessity.

My other firearm is an AR-15 rifle which I am currently building. It’s been half-completed for awhile because I am self-employed and not rich, and it’s not a cheap hobby. I’m not an End of the World Prepper, I just think the AR-15 rifle is pretty cool, and I enjoy the freedom my citizenship affords me so much that I am exercising it in a traditional way, by building and owning an American rifle. That it doubles as a home-defense tool is a bonus. This is a hobby that won’t ever hurt anyone (except maybe bad guys!), and I’m not willing to give it up. If I gave up everything I enjoy because some other person used it to hurt someone else I would have nothing.

Gun Control is a Distraction

Every time one of these events occur, the media conversation follows certain steps. “We need Gun Control!” and “Why haven’t solved this by now?” are two key elements of the conversation. Why haven’t we solved this by now is an excellent question, and when you’ve witnessed this fiasco as many years as some of us have you’ll understand why we are cynical of the entire show-business. But let’s assume the best for the sake of progress. We haven’t solved it because there is only so much time to spend on the subject, and you are all wasting it talking about Gun Control every time, which was experimented with during the 1990s and found to be a failure. I am talking about the Brady Bill, which was not renewed by Congress because it did not work. If we want to reduce these violence events we need to look at the problem from other angles. It is often said “It’s a mental health issue” but nothing else is ever said about it. Well “It’s a mental health issue” is a really broad and vague statement and by itself means basically nothing. It’s not as simple as “Some people are crazy and have access to guns”. We need to ask why those people are crazy. There’s nothing physiologically wrong with their brains.

I suggest they are crazy because the world they grow up and live in is crazy. Many mass shooters were people with heightened intelligence who became dissatisfied with their lives. Look at the Columbine shooters for starters. They weren’t “crazy” and they weren’t “stupid”. They were smart, pissed off, and suicidal.

The Solution

If you want to reduce violence, reduce Anger and Suicide. You know that is what you need to be doing anyway, if you could all stop bitching about the temperature of your Lattes or whatever consumer-culture whining is trendy at the time. What is it about life in the 21st centure that is making otherwise normal people both suicidal, and angry at everyone around them? Maybe we should examine the absolute failure of our political system to promote and elect real “leaders”? Our government is full of self-serving fools. Maybe we should dial back the militarization of our law enforcement? Police are murdering unarmed people in the streets. There are countless records of police breaking into people’s homes without just cause and then murdering everyone inside because those people attempted to defend themselves from what they percieved as hostile home invaders. Or how about the enormous and unjustified income gap between the ultra rich and the middle and lower class, or the fact that the “middle class lifestyle” has fallen significantly toward “lower class” in the past several decades, and despite talking endlessly about it nobody takes real action. These things, for starters, are probably making our citizens Angry, and contributing to their Suicidal feelings.

If we want to reduce these acts of mass random violence, we need to reduce the stressors which cause normal people to become both Angry and Suicidal. I’ve named only a few of these stressors, so you’ve got something to start with. If you put a few dozen smart people in a room and have them brainstorm the problem we can find real solutions that Americans will agree on.

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Religion is Insanity

God is Not Real.

There is no such thing as God. Now right away “true believers”, also known as “insane people”, are going to take issue with my statement of fact, that God is not real. But here’s the thing about Truth and Facts, it doesn’t matter if you believe in them. Your belief does not have power to shape the world. You can’t ‘will’ god into being with the power of prayer. God is not real, that is a fact, and there is nothing that you or anyone else can do about it.

There Is No God.

So if God is not real, what is faith? What is belief? Religious devotion is a person saying that even tho Santa Claus does not exist, even tho the Easter Bunny is not real, they’re going to devote their life to worshipping this non-existent being, they’re going to make important decisions which affect them and others based on this non-existent, entirely fictional being. That’s insanity.

The Enlightenment is 300 years old

If you’re unfamiliar with The Enlightenment, it is a period of human history when a lot of people realized that God is not real, and Religions are lies. You can read all about it at Wikipedia:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Enlightenment. The Enlightenment happened in the 18th century. It’s now the 21st century. 300 years have passed and it is time that we stop tolerating the cancer of religion which eats away at the progress and evolution of intelligent life.

Religious People Need Help

It’s not enough to say followers of religion are insane. They are insane, that much needs to be acknowledged for certain. They are suffering from a mental disease. People who suffer from mental diseases need treatment to cure them of their ailment. Thankfully Religion is the easiest mental disease to cure. All you need is a consistent and healthy dose of education, critical thinking skills, and protection from the diseased masses who will reinforce their brainwashing.

Tolerating a curable mental disease is not social compassion, it’s sadism.

One way that we can take a big leap forward in helping these delusional suffers escape the intellectual prison of religion is to stop reinforcing their delusions with “tolerance” or “respect”. God is not real, and they need to be told that, by everyone, all of the time. God-based opinions need to be summarily discarded in all debates without exception. People who suffer from the mental disease of religion need to see that it is unhealthy and that it is not respected by any intellectuals in the 21st century. Tolerating a curable mental disease is not social compassion, it’s sadism.

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Intellectual Property is Garbage

Intellectual Property is Made Up

Intellectual Property is not a thing that has always existed. It was invented some decades ago because technology has made it possible to easily and quickly replicate art, stories, inventions and other creative products.

Scenario 1:

An artist creates a visual work of art, such as a painting or drawing. Naturally the artist wants to share their creation because it is fun to be recognized for our achievements. When the artist shows the picture to me there is now a version of the picture stored in my memory.

The artist owns the paper and the ink or paint used to create the work, but the artist does not own my brain or my memory. The visual recreation of their art is physically stored in my brain, which belongs to me.

Scenario 2:

A video or song is played on Youtube. The artists who created those works own the tools used to create the original work, such as musical instruments, or video cameras. After their work is digitized, those instruments are no longer being used to create their work. Their work is being digitally stored as a series of instructions which instructs my computer on how to recreate the original work.

The artist does not own my computer. They don’t own my screen, or my hard disk used to store the data. And they still don’t own my ears, eyes, or memory. After their work is recorded and uploaded, they don’t own ANY of it. The only thing you could legitimate argue they own is the original creation of the work, which is not the same as the re-creation.

Artists need to get paid

It is clear from these examples that “intellectual property” is garbage. It’s important to understand that fact, in order to keep a firm grip on the reality of our lives. That said, people have to get paid for their work. Because of the structure of our entirely made up society, we have to pay for shelter and food and entertainment to keep ourselves sane in the face of existential horror.

We should continue paying artists. If they aren’t stealing from you and you have the means to do so, then pay for their works. But we need to stop corporations from trying to claim ownership of our brains, our computers’ storage devices, and everything else they can get their hands on.

Copyright is Bullshit. Intellectual Property is Bullshit.

The conclusion is simple. When data exists on a computer that you own, you own that data. Data is not a tangible thing, it’s instructions written on a piece of paper, in this case a magnetic or electronic disk, and that paper belongs to you. If I write a poem on your $100 bill, that doesn’t transfer ownership of the $100 bill to me, and the same logic applies to the storage device in your computer or your head.

Copyright is bullshit. Intellectual property is bullshit. Stop treating them as anything more than bullshit. This puts creators in a dangerous place, so make sure they don’t starve and die.

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Terms of Service

By visiting this website and viewing any of the content you have already viewed, you are LEGALLY REQUIRED to follow the TERMS OF SERVICE which I have outlined below.

1. YOU MUST BE NICE

You must say “Please” and “Thank you” and treat people with respect and kindness.

2. OPEN CARRY OF FIREARMS

You must carry firearms openly in all public places outside of your home. This will deter crime and make everyone look like cowboys.

3. LEGALIZE MARIJUANA

Marijuana is harmless. You must make every effort with your socializing, activism, and votes, to legalize marijuana for recreational use, including private cultivation of unlimited numbers of plants.

4. CRIMINALIZE MURDER INDUSTRIES

Tobacco and Alcohol are industrialized murder industries. You must make every effort with your socializing, activism, and votes, to make them criminal activities.

5. RAISE EDUCATION BUDGET TO $600,000,000,000 OR MORE

Currently the United States Government spends over $600 BILLION dollars per year murdering people, preparing to murder people, teaching it’s children how to murder people. Meanwhile the Education budget sees a pitiful $100 BILLION dollars at most.

This is why our country is full of retards who think a website’s “Terms of Service” should carry the weight of law. You must make every effort with your socializing, activism, and votes, to swap the military and education budgets. If your children and grandchildren are to have any sort of future then the budget needs to reflect your desire for that to happen. Presently it looks like you all want them to burn in World War 3.33333333~

6. WORSHIP THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

The beauty of this one is it doesn’t matter if you agree or not, you can’t escape it.

7. ALL HAIL KING SIMBA

I am so glad that the INCREDIBLY SMART people in the Georgia senate who are obviously taking money from corporations to buy their influence have decided in their INFINITE WISDOM to make “Terms of Service” a document of law with criminal penalties for violations.

YOU AGREE, by visiting this website and viewing any of the content which you have already visited and viewed, that I AM KING OF ALL THAT IS OR EVER WILL BE.

8. ABOUT THESE TERMS

These terms are legally binding. If you violate these terms that makes you a criminal. You can go to prison for violating these terms. By visiting this website and viewing any of the content herein, you have legally agreed to 100% of the terms you have read on this page.

These terms are subject to change at any time, based solely on the whims of their author, SIMBA, KING OF ALL THAT IS OR EVER WILL BE. Whining about it won’t solve anything. You may or may not be notified of changes to these terms, but probably not.

 

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